Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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nice shorts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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where are you?

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Anti Joke

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