A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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