- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Johnson stops eating

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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