- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

My butt!!!!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

boobs

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

knock knock go away ok

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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