The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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