- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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