What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Working hard or hardly working????

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

FAP

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

I hate black people. Because their black.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

A jew went to Germany.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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