Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Woman's Rights.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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