So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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cms.......?????

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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gay rights

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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