Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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maddie latino

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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test

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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