How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What is a question?

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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