- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What is Earth made out of? Earth

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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