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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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