A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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