- Anti Joke

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Is this a chair?

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind