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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Penis jokes.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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"Up to 50% off."

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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