A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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alert("The Game");//

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Womens Rights.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Knock knock What

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Women Voting

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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My mom.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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