- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

monkey sponge

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

You smell bad? Cool.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

How much is an abortion? A life

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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