What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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you will now laugh.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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