Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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math test 2=2

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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haha, you're an orphan

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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