- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Looks through the peephole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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