DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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