- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Chuck Norris.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Where's my tractor?

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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