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c+t+c?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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