A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Good.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Whats 0+0 0

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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