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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

I only like NY as a friend.

Barack Obama

Ancient Greeks rights

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What is worse

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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