What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Is this a chair?

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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