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That's Racist

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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gay rights

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A Banana wrote this...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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