Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Anti jokes.

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robin, get in the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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