Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Penis!

A Banana wrote this...

whats pale and white your ass.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Is this a chair?

What's up? The sky.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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