why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Gestapo.

don't look behind you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

*you're

Compton

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Womens Rights.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Is this a chair?

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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