What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Nah

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What sucks?

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What is a question?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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