What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Chuck Norris died.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Tennesse

Whats9+10 19

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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