- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

T-Dog scare me

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

OGC - tilt your head

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

hi. thats what she said.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

c+t+c?

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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