Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Japan called... They need help.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Society.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Cows go moo.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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