- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

the guy below me is gay

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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