Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Dick spice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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