- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Hi Jacob You cool

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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