Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Matty B

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

asian drivers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Anti Joke

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