- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

How do magnets work?

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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