- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Yes. Just Yes.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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