- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

potatoes

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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