Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Anti Joke

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