How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Dick spice

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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