You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

alert("The Game");//

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

"Up to 50% off."

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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