The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Women's rights

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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