CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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