How do magnets work?

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Chicken

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Canida

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Looks through the peephole.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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