Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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who farted your mother

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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