what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Woman's rights.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The horse said "nay."

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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