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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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