A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Your Mom

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Flab

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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HTML

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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