Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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