2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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That didn't hurt.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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democracy

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Women's rights

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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