Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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baby loves lalma

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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