- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Women's Rights

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

No it isn't.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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