- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

monkey sponge

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Men's rights.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Wheelchair high jump

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

what is stupid and reading this you

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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