- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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