Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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