A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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