- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

monkey sponge

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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