- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

This is my joke. funny

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Woman's Rights.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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