What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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So dont touch it

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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