Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti jokes.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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MICHAEL

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Woman's rights.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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