What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Garry Glitters on here

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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