Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

knock knock

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

don't look behind you

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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