How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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rape that shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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