How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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knock knock

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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