Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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How do magnets work?

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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