What's brown and sticky? Poo

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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gay rights

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Can I touch it?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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