- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why was Timmy sad?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Guess what? No.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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