- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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