larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Your mom

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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you will now laugh.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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