If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Women's rights...

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That's Racist

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Vagina-Boob

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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