- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Paul Dylan King!

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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