Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

in the begining... god made some stuff

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Nobody cares.

Black Veil Brides.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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