why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Homework.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Anti Joke

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