Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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