-When is a door not a door? -Never

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

My mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

The 19th Amendment

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What is next?

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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