What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Homework.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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women's rights

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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