- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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