Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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