Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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