You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Gestapo.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Is this a chair?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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