What sucks?

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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this is a joke

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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