A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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