My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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