Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Halo < COD

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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