How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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I can Nazi

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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