Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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