friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Lebron Traveled

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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guess what what? nothing.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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