- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

My mom.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

robin, get in the car.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

anne hatthaway

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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