What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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