- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What is worse

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Will you marry me?

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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