women playing football?

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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The penn state football administration

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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