A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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