Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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