What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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