- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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