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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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