What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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