A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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a black father

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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weiner? balls

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