What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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im a selling a car

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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whats really hot the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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