Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Left. That one direction...

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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