What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Whats9+10 19

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What is a question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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