Dick spice

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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