what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I'm taken

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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