- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Steve Jobs.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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