Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

A British man walks into a dental office.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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