A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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whats really hot the sun

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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