what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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