Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Sarah Palin is President

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Women's football

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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