What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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