What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Lebron Traveled

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

c+t+c?

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

The WNBA.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

monkey sponge

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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