Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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antijokes

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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