Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Asians

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

OGC - tilt your head

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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