A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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stop it ryan vallee

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Baseball

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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