Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What is worse

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Lebron Traveled

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Anti Joke

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