- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

baby seal walks into a bar

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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