What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Period Blood

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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