Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Hellen Keller

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Amputations.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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