- Anti Joke

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Lebron Traveled

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What is Earth made out of? Earth

It says so on your cap.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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