What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

co jo kurwa tocza?

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

hey bill!

Chrissy is funny.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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