Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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