Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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