What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A British man walks into a dental office.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Nathan Gooderson.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Unflushed Shit...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How do u shit With ur ass

what do you call a black man named mike

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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