How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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