What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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