- Anti Joke

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!