Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Hello

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Sarah Palin is President

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