Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

It's your mother, open the door.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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