- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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