Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Left. That one direction...

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

I cant think of one (._. )

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Tennesse

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

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