- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Ben Colbert is gay

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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